… and who wants to buy Germany?

Trump, Donald, is a proper lad, isn’t he? If he wants something, he just takes it. Doesn’t matter if it’s grabbing a woman between her legs or pointing at a map – it’s all the same to him. And he does pay for things – well, sometimes. Like hush money, for example. He’s even hinted at a military strike for the future, just in case. Anyway, Trump, Donald, now wants Greenland. Big place, loads of snow, but for some reason, he’s into it. Maybe he’s planning to ship all those nasty immigrants, the ones stealing jobs from good ol’ bio-Americans, up there. Fits, doesn’t it, seeing Space-Elon is already doing ads for the AfD.

But the real question is: why doesn’t Trump want to buy Germany? Alright, we’re smaller and less snowy than Greenland, but still! We used to make the best cars in the world. We used to be the world’s pharmacy. People envied us for our education system. Now, I get it – you’re wondering why Trump would want to buy a museum, right? And if he did, wouldn’t North Korea be a better pick? But maybe it’s not all that bad. After all, Trump, Donald, and Putin, Vladimir, have got this whole bromance thing going on. So, if Donald doesn’t want Germany, maybe Vladimir’s lost interest too.

And with the speed we’re losing industrial jobs, the old dream of the Allies might actually come true: Germany turning into a purely agricultural country – and all without a war! But hey, no one beats us when it comes to bread. Whether it’s rolls or buns the breakfastable remains ours to rule!

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